One in a Melon! Sweatshirt

Relaxed fit. Drop shoulders. Slightly oversized. Basically, it's comfortable and you'll look good. Revolutionary concept, we know.

Guys: Get your usual size. Want it baggier? Size up. This isn't complicated.

Ladies: Your regular size will be oversized. Size down if you don't want to disappear inside it.

If you're still overthinking this, there's a size chart right there 👆 next to the size options. It has measurements. In centimeters AND inches. We believe in you.

Machine Wash: Cold (max 30°C or 90°F) - Or risk turning it into a stylish crop top.. unintentionally. 🧺❄️

Do not bleach - Bright ideas, not bleach disasters. 🧴

Tumble dry low - Gentle heat, zero drama. 🍟🔥

Do Not Iron - This fabric and hot metal? It’s a toxic relationship. Don’t do it! 🚫🔥

Do Not Dry-Clean - Save yourself the shame of asking if this belongs in a dry-cleaner’s. It doesn’t. 👔❌

We ship from Texas. In some cases, your order may ship from one of our other warehouses depending on availability.

Estimated Delivery: 6-12 business days (includes both printing and shipping time)

Returns? Free. If it doesn't fit or you simply changed your mind mid-existential crisis, send it back within 30 days. We'll replace it or refund you. No hoops, no store credit. Just your money back!

We only print what you order. No overproduction, no sad warehouse full of shirts nobody wanted.

These shirts are built to last and unreasonably durable. Fast fashion girlies, this isn't for you.

100% cotton on most items. So you're not slowly becoming one with a plastic bottle.

We work with responsible factories that treat people like people. Fair wages. No shady stuff. Novel concept, we know.

Returns and items with minor imperfections get donated or go to people who need them, not dumpsters.