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F*ck the System

Unbothered AF

90s Dark Humor

Brutally Honest

Pop Culture

Villain Era

The dopamine you ordered

Funny

We make graphic tees for people who cope with humor.

Just stupid soft cotton and hard truths!

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Woman wearing a beige hoodie with a MyPerfectWear Design in a school lab

THE GOODS

Oversized

Hoodies

Sweatshirts

Graphic Tees

Crop Boxy

OUR PICKS

Browse the Classics!
Stay a Legend! Oversized T-ShirtStay a Legend! Oversized T-Shirt
No Cap!
Stay a Legend! Oversized T-Shirt Sale price$38.00
Milked Dry By Inflation! Oversized T-ShirtMilked Dry By Inflation! Oversized T-Shirt
Pop Culture
Milked Dry By Inflation! Oversized T-Shirt Sale price$38.00
Kindly STFU! Oversized T-ShirtKindly STFU! Oversized T-Shirt
Unbothered AF
Kindly STFU! Oversized T-Shirt Sale price$45.00
May They Burn in Hell! Oversized T-ShirtMay They Burn in Hell! Oversized T-Shirt
Villain Era
May They Burn in Hell! Oversized T-Shirt Sale price$38.00
Last Vacation Ever! Oversized T-ShirtLast Vacation Ever! Oversized T-Shirt
Unbothered AF
Last Vacation Ever! Oversized T-Shirt Sale price$38.00
Start Over! Oversized T-ShirtStart Over! Oversized T-Shirt
Growth Mindset
Start Over! Oversized T-Shirt Sale price$38.00
Have a Nice Fucking Day! Oversized T-ShirtHave a Nice Fucking Day! Oversized T-Shirt
Good Vibes
Have a Nice Fucking Day! Oversized T-Shirt Sale price$45.00
Dreams are for Suckers! Crop TeeDreams are for Suckers! Crop Tee
Pop Culture
Dreams are for Suckers! Crop Tee Sale price$28.00
Far off into the Distance! Oversized T-ShirtFar off into the Distance! Oversized T-Shirt
Dark Humor
Far off into the Distance! Oversized T-Shirt Sale price$38.00
Blah Blah Blah! Crop TeeBlah Blah Blah! Crop Tee
Pop Culture
Blah Blah Blah! Crop Tee Sale price$24.00
Bad Bitch Energy Oversized T-ShirtBad Bitch Energy Oversized T-Shirt
Villain Era
Bad Bitch Energy Oversized T-Shirt Sale price$45.00
Make Today Amazing! Oversized TeeMake Today Amazing! Oversized Tee
Good Vibes
Make Today Amazing! Oversized Tee Sale price$45.00
Eat the Rich! T-ShirtEat the Rich! T-Shirt
MyPerfectWear
Eat the Rich! T-Shirt Sale price$38.00
More Espresso Less Depresso! Oversized T-ShirtMore Espresso Less Depresso! Oversized T-Shirt
No Cap!
More Espresso Less Depresso! Oversized T-Shirt Sale price$45.00
Perpetual Sunday! Oversized TeePerpetual Sunday! Oversized Tee
Good Vibes
Perpetual Sunday! Oversized Tee Sale price$45.00
Employee of The Month! T-ShirtEmployee of The Month! T-Shirt
Brutally Honest
Employee of The Month! T-Shirt Sale price$38.00
Humans Suck! Crop TeeHumans Suck! Crop Tee
Unbothered AF
Humans Suck! Crop Tee Sale price$24.00
Dreams are for Suckers! Oversized T-ShirtDreams are for Suckers! Oversized T-Shirt
Unbothered AF
Dreams are for Suckers! Oversized T-Shirt Sale price$45.00
DAMN! SweatshirtDAMN! Sweatshirt
MyPerfectWear
DAMN! Sweatshirt Sale price$52.00
Banana Gone Wild! Oversized TeeBanana Gone Wild! Oversized Tee
Pop Culture
Banana Gone Wild! Oversized Tee Sale price$38.00

WHY MYPERFECTWEAR?

Be Unapologetically You

Ditch the ordinary.
Weird designs for weird people.

Free Shipping, Always

Capitalism already took enough!
Spend on what you love, not on shipping.

FREE RETURNS

Love it or get your money back.
It's that simple.

Sustainably Crafted

Sustainably made, on demand!
Less waste, more individuality.

STUPIDLY SOFT TEES FOR HARD TIMES

Turning coping mechanisms into personalities!

Cool AF SH*T
◆ OUR RETURNS POLICY ◆

FREE RETURNS. ALWAYS.

Didn't vibe? Didn't fit? Send it back within 30 days. We cover the label, you get every dollar refunded.
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