Wearable therapy for people who cope with humor.

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F*ck the System

Unbothered AF

90s Dark Humor

Brutally Honest

Pop Culture

Villain Era

The dopamine you ordered

Funny

We make graphic tees for people who cope with humor.

Just stupid soft cotton and hard truths!

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Woman wearing a beige hoodie with a MyPerfectWear Design in a school lab
Woman wearing a beige hoodie with a MyPerfectWear Design in a school lab

THE GOODS

Oversized

Hoodies

Sweatshirts

Graphic Tees

Crop Boxy

OUR PICKS

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Make Today Amazing! Oversized TeeMake Today Amazing! Oversized Tee
Good Vibes
Make Today Amazing! Oversized Tee Sale price$45.00
Humans Suck! Crop TeeHumans Suck! Crop Tee
Unbothered AF
Humans Suck! Crop Tee Sale price$24.00
Far off into the Distance! SweatshirtFar off into the Distance! Sweatshirt
MPW Originals
Far off into the Distance! Sweatshirt Sale price$52.00
Dreams are for Suckers! Oversized T-ShirtDreams are for Suckers! Oversized T-Shirt
My Perfect Wear
Dreams are for Suckers! Oversized T-Shirt Sale price$45.00
Bad Bitch Energy! SweatshirtBad Bitch Energy! Sweatshirt
MPW Originals
Bad Bitch Energy! Sweatshirt Sale price$52.00
Blah Blah Blah! Crop TeeBlah Blah Blah! Crop Tee
Pop Culture
Blah Blah Blah! Crop Tee Sale price$24.00
DAMN! SweatshirtDAMN! Sweatshirt
MPW Originals
DAMN! Sweatshirt Sale price$52.00
Too Dead to Care! SweatshirtToo Dead to Care! Sweatshirt
MPW Originals
Too Dead to Care! Sweatshirt Sale price$58.00
Banana Gone Wild! Oversized TeeBanana Gone Wild! Oversized Tee
MPW Originals
Banana Gone Wild! Oversized Tee Sale price$38.00
Free Your Mind! SweatshirtFree Your Mind! Sweatshirt
Pop Culture
Free Your Mind! Sweatshirt Sale price$58.00
Fuck Normal! Oversized T-ShirtFuck Normal! Oversized T-Shirt
My Perfect Wear
Fuck Normal! Oversized T-Shirt Sale price$45.00
Eat The Rich! Tote BagEat The Rich! Tote Bag
Pop Culture
Eat The Rich! Tote Bag Sale price$18.00
Last Vacation Ever! Tote BagLast Vacation Ever! Tote Bag
MPW Originals
Last Vacation Ever! Tote Bag Sale price$18.00
Fresh outta heads! Tote BagFresh outta heads! Tote Bag
MPW Originals
Fresh outta heads! Tote Bag Sale price$18.00
Knoweth Thy Lane! HoodieKnoweth Thy Lane! Hoodie
Unbothered AF
Knoweth Thy Lane! Hoodie Sale price$55.00
More Espresso Less Depresso! HoodieMore Espresso Less Depresso! Hoodie
Self Deprecating Humor
More Espresso Less Depresso! Hoodie Sale price$62.00
Cigarette Butt! HoodieCigarette Butt! Hoodie
MPW Originals
Cigarette Butt! Hoodie Sale price$55.00
Cigarette Butt SweatshirtCigarette Butt Sweatshirt
MPW Originals
Cigarette Butt Sweatshirt Sale price$52.00
Kindly STFU! SweatshirtKindly STFU! Sweatshirt
MPW Originals
Kindly STFU! Sweatshirt Sale price$58.00
FWB! Oversized T-ShirtFWB! Oversized T-Shirt
MPW Originals
FWB! Oversized T-Shirt Sale price$38.00

WHY MYPERFECTWEAR?

Be Unapologetically You

Ditch the ordinary.
Weird designs for weird people.

Free Shipping, Always

Capitalism already took enough!
Spend on what you love, not on shipping.

FREE RETURNS

Love it or get your money back.
It's that simple.

Sustainably Crafted

Sustainably made, on demand!
Less waste, more individuality.

STUPIDLY SOFT TEES FOR HARD TIMES

Turning coping mechanisms into personalities!
◆ OUR RETURNS POLICY ◆

FREE RETURNS. ALWAYS.

Didn't vibe? Didn't fit? Send it back within 30 days. We cover the label, you get every dollar refunded.
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