MyPerfectWear exists for all the Bold people who like wearing late-night memes screen-printed on heavyweight streetwear. The designs are weird, meme-driven, dark dad jokes, and sometimes borderline inappropriate.

The (Mostly True) Origin STORY:

Its 2021. Austin, Texas. Sometime after midnight, two Kings of impulsive midnight ideas, are doom‑scrolling, laughing at political memes and dad‑level puns that really shouldn’t be funny. A shared thought lands:

“What if we wear the jokes that keep us up?”

Coffee is brewed, domain purchased, printer borrowed.

MyPerfectWear is born, destined to clothe Gen Z and young adults in designs as unhinged as their insomnia.

The first batch 'MAKE TODAY AMAZING' (200 tees) rolls off the press printed totally upside-down. They rebrand the debacle as a limited “Texas Edition”. Sold out in 72 hours. Lesson learned: own the chaos, then trademark it.

Our first customer was Chris from Kentucky, who ordered a Christmas holiday sweatshirt that said “Santa Wrapper.” He not only left a five‑star review, he added a photo. That screenshot is still framed above the coffee machine, reminding us that the internet is large and sometimes wonderfully weird.

"From bedroom to full-stack print lab"

What started on a sticky dorm carpet now lives in an open-plan studio on Austin’s east side: industrial screen-printers, DTG rigs, embroidery machines, and a graffiti-wall where bad puns earn permanent residency. Everything, from the first sketch to the last stitch, happens under one echo-filled roof.