Staff Picks

Welcome to staff picks, where our design team shamelessly promotes their favorite creations like proud parents at a middle school talent show. These are the graphic tees we'd wear ourselves (and do, constantly, to the point where our friends are concerned).

We made these, so obviously we love them. Staff Picks is where our design team shares the tees and sweats they reach for on repeat, all in stupidly soft fabric and made to order in Austin. Curated by people with great taste (we hope).

Curated by Humans With Opinions (Too Many Opinions)

Our staff favorite shirts aren't chosen by algorithms or focus groups. These handpicked graphic tees represent our collective sense of humor, our shared cultural references, and our mutual agreement that some designs just hit different. Think of this as a greatest hits album, except we're the band and also the only fans.

The Designs We Actually Argued About

The best staff selected apparel in this collection sparked genuine debate in our group chat. "Is this too dark?" "Will people get the reference?" "Does this make me look unhinged?" (The answer to that last one is always yes, and we're okay with it.)

Whether it's funny graphic shirts that made us ugly laugh during the design process or sarcastic hoodies that perfectly capture our group chat energy, these pieces passed the ultimate test: we'd wear them to family gatherings and deal with the consequences.

Not a Democracy, More Like a Benevolent Dictatorship

Let's be honest. Some of these team favorite designs made it into the collection because one person loved them so aggressively that everyone else gave up arguing. That's not nepotism, that's passion. And also stubbornness.

Our curated graphic tees include everything from designs that got unanimous approval to pieces that sparked heated philosophical debates about the nature of humor itself. All of them earned their spot through a rigorous selection process we definitely didn't make up as we went along.

The Ones We'd Choose First

If the warehouse was burning down and we could only grab a handful of graphic shirts on the way out (after calling 911, we're not monsters), these would be it. The staff pick apparel represents our collective taste, which ranges from "mildly concerning" to "deeply relatable."

From witty t-shirts that showcase our copywriting skills to bold graphic designs that prove we understand internet culture better than we understand healthy sleep schedules, this collection is basically our portfolio. But make it wearable.

For People Who Trust Strangers on the Internet

You don't know us. We could have terrible taste. But you're here, reading this, so clearly you're willing to take that risk. Our handpicked clothing collection is for people who appreciate when brands are honest about their biases and who understand that "staff picks" really means "the designs we're most emotionally attached to."

These graphic tees work for anyone who wants to skip browsing 200+ designs and just trust that we know what we're doing. Spoiler: we mostly do.

Sizes for Everyone Who Shares Our Taste

The entire staff picks collection is available in sizes up to 4XL for all genders. Short sleeve, long sleeve, hoodies, and accessories. All personally vetted by our team and guaranteed to be exactly as good as we think they are (which is very).

Browse the collection and find the designs we're proudest of. Or the ones we're just loudest about. Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference.