The Procrastinator’s Men's Sweatshirt

🌀💭 If existential dread were cozy, it would look like this sweatshirt. Perfect for the guy who asks life’s big questions but can’t be bothered to answer them, our pullover keeps you warm while you ponder whether doing is really necessary. (Spoiler: It’s not.)

Features

• Exclusive MyPerfectWear Design: A witty, one-of-a-kind piece that turns philosophy into fashion. ✨
• 50/50 Cotton-Poly Blend: Soft enough for lounging, durable enough for pretending to “do.”
• Thick 280 GSM Fabric: Cozy and warm for those long nights of overthinking. ❄️
• Ribbed Knit Collar with Seam: Holds its shape, unlike your resolve to “do” anything.
• Ethically Made with 100% US-Grown Cotton: Sustainable style for guilt-free procrastination. 🌱
• Brilliant MyPerfectWear Print Quality: Sharp, bold designs that outlast your existential crises. 🎨

🎁 Gifting
Our sweatshirt makes a perfect gift for the philosopher, the procrastinator, or anyone who just can’t with “doing” today. Whether it’s for a birthday, holiday, or just a clever pick-me-up, our is existential fashion at its best. ✨🎁👕