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Taco-Stotle Men's Sweatshirt

Sale price$55.00

Size: S
Color: Dark Heather

šŸŒ®šŸ’­ "Happiness is the highest good," Aristotle said, right before ordering extra guac. Our sweatshirt combines ancient wisdom with modern cravings. Whether you're pondering lifeā€™s mysteries or just figuring out if you have room for one more taco, our cozy masterpiece keeps you warm, stylish, and deliciously philosophical.

Features

  • Exclusive MyPerfectWear Design: Aristotle-approvedā€”heā€™d wear this if he werenā€™t too busy inventing ethics.
  • 50/50 Cotton-Poly Blend: Soft and durable, like your love for tacos (or nachosā€”no judgment).
  • Thick 280 GSM Fabric: Keeps you cozy while you decide whether to chase happiness or queso.
  • Ribbed Knit Collar with Seam: Retains its shape, even when your willpower doesn't (hello, dessert).
  • Ethically Made with 100% US-Grown Cotton: Because your style should feel as good as your cheat day. šŸŒ±
  • Brilliant MyPerfectWear Print Quality: Bold, vibrant, and tough enough to outlast your existential crises. šŸŽØ

šŸŽ Gifting
Looking for the perfect gift for a taco-lover, philosophy nerd, or your perpetually cold bestie? Our sweatshirt is the ultimate "you get me" present for birthdays, holidays, or random Tuesdays when life just needs some spice. šŸŒ¶ļø