Name: Happiness - Aristotle Men’s Sweatshirt
Brand: Funny Quotes
SKU: 22085899841737120022
Price: 42.0 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.7 (223 reviews)

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“Happiness may be the highest good, but extra guac comes pretty close.” Our Happiness - Aristotle Men’s Sweatshirt combines ancient wisdom with modern cravings, keeping you cozy while you ponder life’s mysteries—or the menu.

Features:

Exclusive MyPerfectWear Design: Aristotle-approved style for philosophers and foodies alike.
50/50 Cotton-Poly Blend: Ultra-soft and durable, like your loyalty to tacos (or nachos—no judgment).
Thick 280 GSM Fabric: Keeps you snug whether you’re chasing happiness, queso, or both. ❄️
Ribbed Knit Collar with Seam: Holds its shape through every buffet, bite, and brainstorm.
Ethically Made with 100% US-Grown Cotton: Sustainable fashion that feels as good as it looks. 🌱
Brilliant MyPerfectWear Print Quality: Bold and vibrant, outlasting every existential crisis. 🎨

🎁 Perfect for Gifting

“For the one who finds happiness in tacos, philosophy, or staying warm.” Our Happiness - Aristotle Men’s Sweatshirt is the ultimate gift for birthdays, holidays, or anyone who could use some cozy, brainy vibes. Wrap it up and let them wear their wisdom (and appetite) proudly! ❤️

Guys, grab your usual size for a relaxed fit or go up one if you’re after that “swallowed-by-comfort” look. And for the measuring tape enthusiasts, the size chart’s right up there 👆

Machine Wash: Cold (max 30°C or 90°F) – Or risk turning it into a stylish crop top... unintentionally. 🧺❄️

Non-Chlorine Bleach as Needed – As if you’d even know where to find this mysterious “non-chlorine” bleach. 🧴🤔

Tumble Dry: Low Heat – Because “crisped like a potato chip” is not the end goal here. 🍟🔥

Do Not Iron – This fabric and hot metal? It’s a toxic relationship. Don’t do it! 🚫🔥

Do Not Dry-Clean – Save yourself the shame of asking if this belongs in a dry-cleaner’s. It doesn’t. 👔❌

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Rated 4.7 out of 5 stars

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Total 5 star reviews: 168 Total 4 star reviews: 46 Total 3 star reviews: 9 Total 2 star reviews: 0 Total 1 star reviews: 0

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Rebecca G.
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Blah Blah Blah! Women’s Sweatshirt
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Worth the money
Very comfortable and washes veru well at 40, and great value for the price.....
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Bad Bitch Energy Women's Sweatshirt
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Power Vibes
It feels amazing to wear, and I love the design. I will order 2 more in other colors.
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Leah
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Simp Responsibly Women’s Sweatshirt
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5 stars
1 week ago
Worth the money
Very comfy ... great sweatshirt for the price.
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Michelle
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BRUH! Sweatshirt for Women
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5 stars
1 week ago
Get one!
Fit me perfectly. Not too thick or thin. Stylish and fun. I hang it to dry, looks new after many washes. Good fashion choice!!
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Have a Nice Fucking Day! Women's Sweatshirt
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Rated 4 out of 5 stars
1 week ago
Bold & Fun
Love the design and the sweatshirt feels soft.....
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Happiness - Aristotle Men’s Sweatshirt

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🎁 Perfect for Gifting

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