Simp Responsibly Women’s Hoodie

😏✨ Ladies, let’s get real: we’ve all done it. But the Simp Responsibly Women’s Hoodie is here to remind you that there’s a fine line between being supportive and straight-up clownery. Cozy, bold, and just the right amount of shady, this hoodie is perfect for long nights of texting someone who “isn’t ready for a relationship” or hyping up a man with zero potential. Wear it as a badge of self-awareness—or as a warning to others.

Features:

• Exclusive MyPerfectWear Design: Stylishly bold, just like your questionable taste.
• 50/50 Cotton-Poly Blend: Soft enough to cry into, tough enough to handle you.
• Medium-Heavy Fabric (271 g/m²): Warm enough to comfort your bad decisions. ❄️
• 100% Ethically Grown US Cotton: Sustainable—unlike your situationships. 🌱
• Kangaroo Pouch Pocket: Great for holding snacks or your unreciprocated energy.
• Adjustable Drawstring Hood: Hide your face after realizing you’ve been left on read.
• Tubular Knit Construction: Less fabric waste, more reasons to keep your simping in check. ♻️
• Resilient Polyester Fibers: Shrink-proof, unlike your standards.
• Brilliant MyPerfectWear Print Quality: Clear enough to remind yourself (and others) to do better. 🎨

🎁 Perfect for Gifting: For the queen who needs to hear, “Girl, he’s not worth it.” Empower her to simp… but responsibly. 👑✨