Simp Responsibly Men’s Hoodie

😏✨ Because even simping has limits. Our 'Simp Responsibly Men’s Hoodie' is here to keep you cozy while reminding you—and everyone else—not to overdo it. Whether you’re writing essays in her DMs or pretending she “might actually like you back,” this hoodie offers unmatched comfort for your misguided priorities. Think of it as your armor for bad decisions—or better yet, a public service announcement for the next poor soul.

Features:

• Exclusive MyPerfectWear Design: Because basic is boring.
• 50/50 Cotton-Poly Blend: Soft enough for lounging, durable enough for lasting.
• Medium-Heavy Fabric (271 g/m²): Snuggly enough to handle the cold stares from your friends. ❄️
• 100% Ethically Grown US Cotton: Guilt-free fashion (your DMs are another story). 🌱
• Kangaroo Pouch Pocket: For storing receipts or snacks—your choice.
• Adjustable Drawstring Hood: Self-colored cord for that I care, but not too much vibe.
• Tubular Knit Construction: Less fabric waste, more time to simp responsibly. ♻️
• Resilient Polyester Fibers: Built to survive shrinking, stretching, and bad decisions.
• Brilliant MyPerfectWear Print Quality: Bold, lasting designs that make the message clear. 🎨

🎁 Perfect for Gifting: For the simp in your life (or yourself—MPW doesn't judge). It’s time to level up your game and your wardrobe. 🛸