Karen-Free Philosophy Women's Hoodie

👩‍🏫💭 A hoodie as wise as it is sassy. Perfect for the modern philosopher who knows when to keep things deep and when to keep them to herself (looking at you, Karen). Our hoodie is cozy, stylish, and ready to block out all the noise while you bask in the warmth of your own brilliance.

Features

• Exclusive MyPerfectWear Design: A witty, standout piece that says, “I’m thoughtful, not dramatic.” ✨
• 50/50 Cotton-Poly Blend: Soft enough for existential pondering, durable enough for reality checks.
• Medium-Heavy Fabric (271 g/m²): Perfectly cozy for chilly days or Karen-filled commutes. ❄️
• 100% Ethically Grown US Cotton: Sustainable and chic—because self-awareness includes caring for the planet. 🌱
• Kangaroo Pouch Pocket: Perfect for warming hands, storing snacks, or hiding receipts from Karen.
• Adjustable Drawstring Hood: Sleek and functional, for when you need to retreat from unsolicited advice.
• Tubular Knit Construction: Eco-friendly design with zero awkward side seams. ♻️
• Resilient Polyester Fibers: Built tough for the daily grind (and Karen’s endless monologues).
• Brilliant MyPerfectWear Print Quality: Bold, vibrant prints that outlast any questionable group texts. 🎨

🎁 Gifting
Looking for the perfect gift for the witty, no-nonsense woman in your life? Our hoodie nails it. Great for birthdays, holidays, or as a subtle hint to “know thyself” and leave the oversharing at home. ✨🎁👕