I Do It for the Ho’s Women’s Hoodie

🎅✨ The truth is out—Santa’s not in it for the cookies, the milk, or even world peace. No, Santa’s doing it for the HO’s (and maybeee the eggnog). Our “I Do It for the Ho’s” Women’s Hoodie is here to bring the sass, the style, and the cozy vibes you didn’t know you needed. Wear it while decking the halls, deflecting nosy aunt questions, or letting the world know Santa isn’t the only one who’s got game this holiday season.

Features:

• Exclusive MyPerfectWear Design: Loud, proud, and just inappropriate enough to make Grandma squint.
• 50/50 Cotton-Poly Blend: Soft as fresh snow, durable enough to survive your gift-wrapping rage.
• Medium-Heavy Fabric (271 g/m²): Keeps you warm when Santa “forgets” to put you on the nice list. ❄️
• 100% Ethically Grown US Cotton: Because even Santa’s looking to lower his carbon footprint. 🌱
• Kangaroo Pouch Pocket: Holds your phone, snacks, and dignity (or what’s left of it after the office holiday party).
• Adjustable Drawstring Hood: For hiding from your ex at the holiday market.
• Tubular Knit Construction: Reduces waste, so you’re sustainable AND stylish. ♻️
• Resilient Polyester Fibers: Stretches for your post-dinner food baby, then bounces right back.
• Brilliant MyPerfectWear Print Quality: So bold, even Santa’s Ho’s might call you jealous. 🎨

🎁 Perfect for Gifting
This hoodie screams “I’m the cool one” at every holiday gathering. Perfect for that sarcastic sibling, your bestie who slays every Secret Santa, or yourself—because, let’s be honest, you’ve earned it. Buy it now, and maybe Santa will finally put you on the fun list. 🎄💃