Festive as F*ck Men’s Hoodie

🎄✨ Subtle? Never heard of it! Our Festive as F*ck Men’s Hoodie is for the guy who doesn’t just celebrate the holidays—he owns them. Whether you’re hitting the party scene, dominating the Christmas sweater competition (without even trying), or just chilling like the jolly king you are, this hoodie delivers comfort, swagger, and all the festive vibes you can handle.

Features

• Exclusive MyPerfectWear Design: Holiday energy turned all the way up.
• 50/50 Cotton-Poly Blend: Soft enough for Netflix marathons, durable enough for tree-hauling duty.
• Medium-Heavy Fabric (271 g/m²): Keeps you warm no matter how frosty it gets outside. ❄️
• 100% Ethically Grown US Cotton: Festive, sustainable, and guilt-free. 🌱
• Kangaroo Pouch Pocket: Big enough for your phone, wallet, or a sneaky flask.
• Adjustable Drawstring Hood: Sleek, stylish, and perfect for dodging mistletoe kisses.
• Tubular Knit Construction: Less waste, more holiday greatness. ♻️
• Resilient Polyester Fibers: Ready to handle every wild holiday plan.
• Brilliant MyPerfectWear Print Quality: Bold enough to rival your neighbor’s Christmas lights. 🎨

🎁 Perfect for Gifting
For your buddy who takes holiday cheer to new levels, your brother who’s the life of every Christmas party, or yourself—because you’re festive as fck*, and you deserve it. Wrap it up and let the holiday chaos begin! 🎅🔥