Existential Crisis Women's Hoodie

🔥👚 Cozy up to Sartre’s existential wisdom with a modern twist that hits a little too close to home. Perfect for chilly days, awkward family reunions, or when you need a stylish shield against “other people,” our hoodie combines comfort with a dose of relatable humor.

Features

• Exclusive MyPerfectWear Design: A bold, clever hoodie that makes a statement wherever you go.
• 50/50 Cotton-Poly Blend: Soft and durable, keeping you comfy all day—even when the drama hits.
• Medium-Heavy Fabric (271 g/m²): Perfectly cozy for colder weather—or frosty family dinners. ❄️
• 100% Ethically Grown US Cotton: Sustainable and stylish, because guilt-free comfort is key. 🌱
• Kangaroo Pouch Pocket: Keep your hands warm or hide your phone during uncomfortable conversations.
• Adjustable Drawstring Hood: Sleek, clean, and ready to shield you from both the cold and nosy relatives.
• Tubular Knit Construction: Eco-friendly design with a smooth, seamless finish. ♻️
• Resilient Polyester Fibers: Built to last through countless washes—and countless family get-togethers.
• Brilliant MyPerfectWear Print Quality: Vibrant, long-lasting designs that make an impact. 🎨

🎁 Gifting
Our hoodie is the perfect gift for thinkers, introverts, and anyone who finds humor in Sartre’s truth about “other people.” Great for holidays, birthdays, or as a tongue-in-cheek token of solidarity. ✨🎁👚