Existential Crisis Men's Hoodie

🔥👔 Sartre’s classic line meets modern family reality in our cozy, stylish hoodie. Whether you’re braving a holiday reunion or just keeping warm during existential crises, our hoodie is your go-to armor for dealing with “other people.”

Features

• Exclusive MyPerfectWear Design: A witty and bold hoodie perfect for every occasion.
• 50/50 Cotton-Poly Blend: Soft, durable, and ideal for all-day wear—even through family drama.
• Medium-Heavy Fabric (271 g/m²): Cozy enough for cold days and frosty family interactions. ❄️
• 100% Ethically Grown US Cotton: Feel-good fashion that’s as thoughtful as you are. 🌱
• Kangaroo Pouch Pocket: Keep your hands warm or stash snacks to survive family gatherings.
• Adjustable Drawstring Hood: Sleek and functional, for when you need to retreat into your thoughts.
• Tubular Knit Construction: Designed with reduced fabric waste, because even Sartre approved of sustainability. ♻️
• Resilient Polyester Fibers: Built to handle everyday wear—unlike your patience at reunions.
• Brilliant MyPerfectWear Print Quality: Sharp, bold designs that last through all the awkward questions. 🎨

🎁 Gifting
Our hoodie makes the perfect gift for the philosopher, the introvert, or anyone who survives their family with humor and style. Great for birthdays, holidays, or as a tongue-in-cheek nod to Sartre’s truth and family ties. ✨🎁👕