Sarcasm Queen! Women's Hoodie

Machine Wash: Cold (max 30°C/90°F) – Because our hoodies have trust issues with hot water. 🧺❄️

Iron, Steam, or Dry: Low Heat – Low, unless you’re into melted fabric sculptures. 🔥🎨

Do Not Dry-Clean – Don’t waste money paying someone else to mess it up. 👔❌

Machine Wash: Cold (max 30°C/90°F) – Hot water = Baby clothes. Your call. 🧺👕

Non-Chlorine Bleach as Needed – Go on, pretend you know the difference. 🧴🤷‍♂️